Montezuma

The motherload is me. I am the motherload. The motherload is everything and anything that anyone could ever want. The motherload has every single thing you could ever want. Unfortunately, the motherload has had a tough life - intercourse with a pelican is not an easy thing to live down. After leaving his parents' basement at the age of 55, the motherload joined the peace corp, where he impregnated eight fifteen year old sheep dogs- there were no children. After being released from the peace corp on Mussolini's birthday, he moved back in with his parents, where he went insane in the basement after trying to invent a rectal harmonica. His parents, in an attempt to constrain him, tied him to a linden tree in the backyard and periodically fed him with a slingshot. His wife, Spatula, looks like something that may be found in the dumpster behind a cloning factory. Her PMS was so bad that she had a mood swing installed in her backyard. Sadly, he left her after he realized that all she wanted to do was listen to skiing on the radio. She died at the age of 9 during Hurricane Shlomo when she was trapped in a Wal-Mart and was mauled by a pack of Indiana Cape Dogs.